wereralph:

all of us on the 18th when we’re still here and staff didn’t delete anyone

(via penis-hilton)

dirudo:

*after being the first one to cum during an orgy *

(via majortvjunkie)

ineptbox:

caribbean-postcard:

Originally posted by udislove

(Source: versphobic, via champagne-zaddy)

pussysestra:

everything *turns out bad*
me:

(via meanplastic)

666-rueful:

don’t think i didn’t notice

(via fcknmikeyy)

shelbyskrackels:

Me showing up late after Pride Month ends:

(Source: natalienapalm, via meanplastic)